Category: Jokes

Confuse Santa

Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would…
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25 Xmas Ideas to Torture Your Roommate

Read our 25 Xmas Ideas to Torture Your Roommate. To be honest, most of them are rubbish – except for number 9. Oh yes, Cliff Richard. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and thrash on the floor. Go to…
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